Salary Expected for Sardar

Salary Expected         Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column  "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......     A Teacher lecturing on population - In india after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......     Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of "WIFE." It means...Without Information Fighting Every time! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......     A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......       More Jokes & Funny SMS for U !-) ( click on the link below )   | Baniya AD | Xcuse me | Mr. Bean | spots | appointment |   | Ur the 1st thing | What is a girl friend | Why upset ? | Bedroom footie |   ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........