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In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs:   *******   Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist   *******   House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager   *******   Typist - Printed Document Handler   *******   Messenger - Business Communications Conveyer   *******   Window Cleaner - A Transparent Wall Technician   *******   Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer   *******   Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technicians   *******   Watchman - Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer   *******   Prostitute - Practical Sexual Relations Demonstrator   *******   Thief - Wealth Distribution Officer   *******   Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist   *******   Cook - Food Preparation Officer   *******   Office Orderly - Office Administration Facilitator   *******   Cleaner - Office Hygiene Control Specialist