Difference between appraisal and resignation ( funny reading )

Difference between appraisal and resignation   collection of humor articles?click to Join Us     A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?" Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? " Trainee: "Yes I do" Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation" Comparison study : Appraisal and Resignation **********   In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.      In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success. ********** In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.      In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike. ********** During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.      During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success. ********** There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.      There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation. ********** Trainee: "Yes boss enough, now I understood my future. For an appraisal I will have to resign ... !!!" ********** There are more humor articles for you click on the link below...(must read)     (1)Methods of Hiring (2)Diary of a Blonde Wife (3)why men are happier (4)GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN (5)Difference between appraisal and resignation     ************ *

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