Clever Business Signs

Clever Business Signs       Some Very Clever Business Signs     1) At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."   2) In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."   3) In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."   4) On a Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your husband fixed."   5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."   6) Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."   7) At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."   8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"   9) At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."   10) On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."   11) In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out."   12) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."   13) On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."   14) At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."   15) Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."   16) At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted."   17) In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Please drive carefully. We'll wait."   ******   More Jokes & Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below )    | Wanted A Wife  | Law of ..... | Kabir Vani and Software Engineer (SE)  |   | Good One To Laught  | BOYS - GALS  | Wife vs Saali. | Honest answer |   ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......

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