Subject: ( ANSWER IT ) Questions.... ?
Date: Sat, 20 Jun 2009 6:06:06
From: Rani Chopra <Undisclosed@.missing.host.name>
Questions... . ?
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So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question....
Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.
Story II
E: Any girl friends? C: No. E: So far chased any before? C: Have, but not successful. E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend? C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u. C: Why? E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!! Story III E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she pretty? C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you. C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation? E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.
Story IV E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she pretty? C: Yes. E: Is she your first lover? C: Yes. E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.
Story V E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she your first lover? C: No. Have a few already. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper" ! (Job hoper lah!)
Story VI E: Any boyfriends? C: Yes. E: Is he rich? C: No. E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce. Story VII
E: Any boyfriends? C: Yes. E: Is he rich ? C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company. E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we! C: But,...... There is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... What is your qualification? C: Secretary! E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect our managers' working spirits. C: But,...... I am not pretty at all. E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!
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